Analog Camo

TOP 10 REASONS FOR ANALOG CAMO: “OUTSIDE inside”

1) You know us, we love moss naps and meadow sleeps. This is basically like a “Do Not Disturb” sign for those moments.
2) The textures, smells and colors of nature instill and promote Awe. Which is medically and spiritually good. *We’re not saying these Dyneema bags will be scratch n’ sniff capable, but we’re also not ruling it out. The tech is, for sure, almost there.
3) Avoid Alpha Predators while carrying equipment and gear.
4) We should all be riding for Nature. Rep your brand. Rep your crew. Rep Mother Earth.
5) Anti Algorithm principles are present in this collection.
6) Become one with the Earth. Sync up, sink in! 
7) Be an Outravert step one: Take the Outside inside. Be on the only person boarding a flight to Schipol carrying one of these bags.
8) Signal to the flora and fauna—you are just moving through, you come in peace. 
9) Good poetry is actually amazing. 
10) Your mamma. 

PLEASE VOTE IN THE COMMENTS BELOW AND TELL US WHICH 2 NATURE MACROS TO BUY AND PUT INTO PRODUCTION

BLANKET OR TOWEL

More than a reliable purpose, a destination, or extensive provisioning, any Subject Athlete / Cardio Goth / Endurance Cult Member headed Inside The Outside requires for success in any endeavor or pursuit only a quality Blanket or Towel. Either can be fashioned into a jacket, as in a capote, or a cloak or cape. They can be used to wrap and therefore protect your valuables during travel, as well as camouflage said valuables regrettably but necessarily left overnight in an old car in a dimly lit motel parking lot. For drying, warmth and a place to sit and/or change pre-and-post hot spring, swim hole, hobo slap, etc. Or, as a bedroll; a napkin (albeit an oversized napkin); a pillow; a sack or makeshift bag; a brightly colored and nicely delineated picnic or lunch spot; for love-making;  in defense against nearly feral or overly habituated animals; a lightweight saddle alternative; fire containment; and for bivouacking and/or enhancing an otherwise primitive shelter. For wound care and poultices. For protection against the elements like dust, wind, direct sunlight, etc., as well as volatile and/or tempestuous weather. For insulation, be it fixed, semi-permanent or temporary. To appear period-correct, if said period is the whole of the 1800s and/or right now. As a regular blanket and/or ad-hoc, burrito-style mummy bag. And finally, if need be, both  can be soaked in various nutrients, broths, herbs and tinctures for later oral or topical application.

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