Alba Optics Solo Ultra ESP

DEEP COVET: A Cardiogoth’s Catalog Collection. All “must have” items in this CCC are for Exploring Joy, Experiencing Type 1 Fun and the Creation of Ultra.

EPISODE ONE: ALBA ULTRA SOLO GLACIER (++++) GLASS EDITION

  • Made in Italy where glaciers, sport, fashion and panache are also made.
  • Protect your front and side face from Bad Sun.
  • “Come at me.”
  • For High Altitude Modes & Sports
  • $285 USD

ULTRA SOLO SPECS

  • Barberini® lens made from high resistance tempered Italian glass to handle Extreme High Altitude Environments.
  • Crucial UV protection for high altitude quests.
  • Reflective and removable nylon Glare Shield with dot matrix materialization.
  • Cardiogoth Nose Guard.
  • Ergonomic Tips.
  • Anti snow blindness technologies.
  • Versatility in the face of increased Mode-based specialization.
  • Endurance Weight.
  • Inside the Outside compatible.

Backpack – Chair

HIGH QUALITY MESH sourced from a Best-In-Class textile manufacturer supplying top of the line Patio Furniture brands. This mesh has structure so it’s ALWAYS OPEN AND READY TO HAUL BIG LOADS; wetsuits, injured Subject Athletes, firewood, everyone’s food and shelters systems for an 8-person 10-day base camp scenario, injured wild animals in need of relocation, immense volumes of Positive energy, etc. Hole Tech allows this bag to drain sand, water, sweat, blood, funk, negative energy, mud, and smaller less valuable rocks so you’re only carrying the shit you want and not the shit you don’t want. Plus these holes are designed to let air and light in which means you can literally watch everything in your bag dry in real time. Don’t get me started on the built-in camp chair because it’s insanely comfortable and artfully integrated. It’s basically a high-end, lightweight version of your dad’s supremely effective camp chair from the 90’s.

NO JOKE THIS iS ONE OF THE BEST BAGS IN THE WORLD. We might have to kickstart this puppy cause it’s a million dollar idea just waiting to happen. Plus it’s technical and great for Rats doing Endurance Modes and Earthlings looking to travel and do road trips.

August

Celestial Beta, a horoscope tailored specifically to the needs of Subject Athletes going Inside The Outside. Written every month by Astrologer, Torrence Tremayne. If you’re an Endurance Cult Member, Rat, Sky Runner, All Terrain Bicycler, Orienteer, Privateer, Dead Reckoner, Future Naturer, Vortexual, Recreationalist, Merv, Randonerd, road cycler or similar please…

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MSO-UPGRADED FANNY PACK

In collaborations with After School Projects we made a small number of fanny packs.

We made them so long ago we forgot how much we paid for them and how many we made. Here’s what we do know. They’re upgraded: These have a fidlock buckle cause that’s tech and pro and tactical. And we sewed a handmade MSO patch onto the front which fuctions like a cosmic OnStar—just touch the patch, which is effectiveely a totem or a talisman, like how Leonardo spins the top in inception, and you will find the power needed to continue pushing your Physical, Spiritual, Mental and Emotional limitis in the pursuit of Transformation. We also know that even the stock non-upgraded versions from ASP are built using weatherproof VX Nylon and are sewn here in America.

Ronnie Romance

Bonked—Short stories about Crushing Your Soul—is a new episodic series created to provide Subject Athletes, Outraverts and Cardigoths with yet another form of incredibly useful and potentially life saving Beta for when you and/or your equipment fails catastrophically. Because here’s the thing, pushing your P*S*M*E Inside The Outside in the pursuit of Transformation, Transcendence and Rapture isn’t without risk. And when it comes to Bonking, it’s not a question of if, it’s a question of when. Sooner or later you will find yourself completely empty, defeated, broken, committed and exposed on a “Death March” of your own making. How deep are you prepared to dig? How will you endure (battle) the malaizing and awesomely powerful effects—despair, doom, hypothermia, anxiety, HAPE, Sail-brain, et cetera, et cetera—in an effort to persevere; aka “get home?” Are you stubborn enough? Do you have supernatural tenacity? Point blank, listening to MSO’s Bonked series for inspiration, motivation and emptiness-based creativity may, sometime in the not too distant future, be the only difference between you getting Outside The Inside and back on your feet, or not.

Lael Wilcox

Bonked—Short stories about Crushing Your Soul—is a new episodic series created to provide Subject Athletes, Outraverts and Cardigoths with yet another form of incredibly useful and potentially life saving Beta for when you and/or your equipment fails catastrophically. Because here’s the thing, pushing your P*S*M*E Inside The Outside in the pursuit of Transformation, Transcendence and Rapture isn’t without risk. And when it comes to Bonking, it’s not a question of if, it’s a question of when. Sooner or later you will find yourself completely empty, defeated, broken, committed and exposed on a “Death March” of your own making. How deep are you prepared to dig? How will you endure (battle) the malaizing and awesomely powerful effects—despair, doom, hypothermia, anxiety, HAPE, Sail-brain, et cetera, et cetera—in an effort to persevere; aka “get home?” Are you stubborn enough? Do you have supernatural tenacity? Point blank, listening to MSO’s Bonked series for inspiration, motivation and emptiness-based creativity may, sometime in the not too distant future, be the only difference between you getting Outside The Inside and back on your feet, or not.

“I just had to tell myself, I can always quit later.”

Lael Wilcox

July

Celestial Beta, a horoscope tailored specifically to the needs of Subject Athletes going Inside The Outside. Written every month by Astrologer, Torrence Tremayne. If you’re an Endurance Cult Member, Rat, Sky Runner, All Terrain Bicycler, Orienteer, Privateer, Dead Reckoner, Future Naturer, Vortexual, Recreationalist, Merv, Randonerd, road cycler or similar please…

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Howes Divided on the 2023 Tour Divide

Do your batteries loose weight? Is Alex stuck in a public toilet? Will Alex” just keep pedaling?” IF ALEX WAS A SHARK WOULD HE GET SWOLLEN LEGS OR NEVER STOP SWIMMING. Is ALEX Losing his miiiiiiind. Will he seriously bolt an eagle to wheel-shaped block of wood?

2692.9 Miles.

19 days, 14 hours, 46 minutes.

FIND OUT FIND OUT FIND OUT FIND OUT FIND OUT. FIND OUT FIND OUT FIND OUT FIND OUT FIND OUT. FIND OUT FIND OUT FIND OUT FIND OUT FIND OUT. FIND OUT FIND OUT FIND OUT FIND OUT FIND OUT. FIND OUT FIND OUT FIND OUT FIND OUT FIND OUT.

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