March presents an odd mix of dizzying MENTAL breakthroughs, imaginal expansion and daydreaming. A call to leadership and greater authority, whether in your workplace, at home, in the community or on a team, is almost assured. You may even find that heeding such a call could garner you support from powerful and influential figures. Read your horoscope today.

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Abby Hall

We talk to professional ultra trail runner, Abby Hall, in our second issue of Cardio Goths: Physical, Spiritual, Mental, and Emotional guidance for Subject Athletes.


Leos, Winds of change sweep into your Seventh House of interpersonal relationships, rivals and partners on February 9th, as an airy Aquarius New Moon ushers in an exceptional cycle. Mercury, planet of communication, entered your Aquarius Seventh House on February 5th, laying the foundation for this transformative beginning with unvarnished, revelatory dialogue.

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Santa Monica Mountain Challenge

Funnest Known Time is a Randonneuring, Sky Running and Fastpacking hybrid challenge aka Thrashing. Expect running, scrambling and problem solving. Funnest Known Time Wins.

The Santa Monica Mountain Challenge is the most challenging and spiritually demanding “trail’ run of your life. And/or it’s the funnest high-angle dirt scramble ever conceived of. Either way it’s 14.7 mile Thrash linking the four highest peaks in the Santa Monica Mountains. Get a cue sheet. Bring a friend. Expect chaparral, sage, rattlesnakes, Type 2 Fun, Ego Death, Exercise Induced Exorcism and, possibly, Ascension.

The first 10 teams to complete the challenge and submit proof of completion will receive FKT Thrash Awards—2 Custom Nalgene Bottles, 2 Ciele PYNCaps, 2 limited edition L/S FKT t-shirts, and a grip of  limited edition FKT stickers. Teams 11 to infinity that complete the challenge and submit proof of completion will receive an official Route Sticker and whatever other random shit we feel like putting into an envelope at that time. Regardless—and more importantly—attempting and/or completing this challenge will lead to pedestrian clarity, an appreciation for hot and cold running water,Type 2 Fun, Ego Death, Exorcism, Rapture and Ascension. 99% of these exist entirely outside the context of Late Stage Capitalism, are carbon neutral and don’t cause waste.

The course opens at 12:01am January 27th, 2024 and never closes. This challenge is open to the public and costs nothing to do. FKT is modeled after the Brevet Cards used by an esoteric cycling tradition called Randonneuring. The basic gist is this; you and a friend can complete the challenge on your own time whenever you want. All you need is the GPX file and a cue sheet which you will stamp at each of the three checkpoints. Once the challenge is finished you submit proof of completion in the form of a photograph of your cue sheet featuring all stamps from the checkpoints.


Santa Monica Mountain Challenge: Stupid Routes; A community Conversation


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    ARIES RISING & SUN As the planet of magic and curiosity, Mercury, turns direct in your Sagittarius Ninth House of SPIRITUALITY and higher knowledge at the top of the month, you begin the new year on an introspective note. Insightful Mercury makes thought-provoking contacts with the hermit Saturn in your…

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    ARIES & ARIES RISING  A fiery Sagittarius New Moon conjunct warrior Mars really kicks off the month with a bang on December 12th! This empowered new beginning takes place in your Ninth House of SPIRITUAL belief and quests for meaning. Intrepid Mars in Sagittarius encourages a quick and passionate embrace…

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    Exorcize Hat


    I was overjoyed when I realized that exercise and exorcise were basically the same word minus a one letter difference. Also they sound basically the same when you say them outloud unless you’re super good at enunciation which nobody is. And then, even better, when I learned there was an acceptable alternative spelling with the “z” replacing the “s” in exorcize I was like, "daaaaamn r u kidding me this word just got even better because zees graphically speaking go super hard and this whole concept is, when you think about, which, dude, I’m always thinking about it, all about going hard." Some people are well adjusted and that’s super good for them. I don't know if that’s a nature thing or a nurture thing and tbh I’m not sure it matters if the net net is you’re NOT experiencing the world around you as vaguely hostile and largely inhospitable. I mean, the cognitive dissonance required just to get through lunch on any given day feels, for me, at times, insurmountable. Except, you know what, I can and do surmount it. You know why? Because it’s my civic responsibility, that’s why!!!! And because I’m curious—like, where is this thing headed, ya know. Like,I wanna see how this story ends. And also, I’m a hedonist. Like, I like feeling things and experiencing things and the world is, still, really good at providing experiences. Anyway that’s the why of it but what about the how of it. Me, personally, I need to exorcize through exercise. That’s 1000% HOW I do it. Over the years, I’ve been in so many casual conversations at parties or dinner or holiday gatherings when the topic of cycling and endurance sports comes up and I’m confronted with the presumption that endurance pursuits are about Type 1 Fun. Which, obviously I think they can be. AND DUDE, THAT’S GREAT IF THEY ARE FOR YOU. And dude, sometimes they are for me too! Yay!!!!! Buut but buuuuuuut buuutu butububuut buutub but, honestly, mostly, on the daily, for me it’s not about Type 1 Fun, it’s about thresholds, resetting, “casting out,” moving energy, zeroing out, centering, focus, pain, transformation, surging, comfort with discomfort, transcending the mundane, meditation, the sound of my heartbeat, sweating, tunnel vision, flow state, quieting the lizard, comforting the mammal, and turning the brain off. And so, if any of this sounds familiar, please buy this hat cause we made this hat for you.

    Proof that we made this hat for you.

    • We commemorated this concept that is near and dear to you and your mental health through art.
    • Thank you Sasyk Mihal.
    • We put it on a hat that’s made of a TECH material (UPF50+ Fabric) for Endurance Sports.
    • The hat provides shade for your eyes and protection for the rest of your beautiful and wonderful face from mercurial and/or tempestuous weather.
    • It has a TECH toggle for adjustment: Layer under it, have a big head, have a small head, wear it under a mode-specific helmet, wear it casually, whatever just wear it.
    • It’s not a cycling cap. It’s not a running cap. It’s not for baseball.
    • It’s in a category of its own called Endurance. It’s an Endurance Hat.

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