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Dear Cycling World and Cat 3 Racers of America,

 

This is step one, stage one, in building a fully functional, fully useful, completely illuminating, totally inspired cat34lyf survey. This survey will serve as our lodestone. It will be a living document and timeless testament to who we are, and what we’re about. It will help the world, our partners, our friends, our family, and each other better understand our motivations, dreams, modus operandi, raison d’etre. And from it we will make some pretty entertaining infographics.

Please know that we’ve wanted to do this FOREVER. We’ve been talking about it forever. In fact at one point I had a fairly in-depth email exchange with someone about this. Hey dude, if you’re reading this and saying to yourself, that was me, it was me, please email me immediately because we should talk. Also I apologize for losing or misplacing our email exchange. I remember really enjoying it.

Step one is just a seed. We need your help to make this seed a full grown redwood of a survey. Step one is a call to action. Step one of step one is to read the first brainstorm/rough draft or our proposed cat34lyf survey, published below.

We know it’s incomplete! That’s why we’re having this conversation. Step two of step one is for you to SEND US YOUR FEEDBACK. What’s working, what’s not? How do we make this survey better—in terms of content and questions—in terms of how we ask and frame the questions in order to get the most accurate and effective responses—in all of the terms! Keep in mind, cat34lyf is as much a state of mind as an actual status; some cat34lyfers are actually Cat 4 or 2 or even 1. Help us reinforce the stereotypes and clichés! Or not! Help us bust the myths and misconceptions! Help us learn the truth about ourselves. This is good for you. It’s therapy. It’s doing the work. It’s macro gaining!

 

THIS IS NOT THE ACTUAL SURVEY!

 

This is us brainstorming, rough drafting, exploring. We want your feedback to design/refine/improve what we’ve come up with so far. So please read below, come up with some things you would add, subtract, edit, whatever. And let us know.

 

Text us, email us (holler@mythicalstateof.com), DM us, comment us. Get in touch. However you prefer.

cat34lyf Survey

 

(ROUGH DRAFT)

 

  1. Name? Anonymous is totally fine too.
  2. Age?
  3. How many years have you been riding?
  4. How many years have you been racing?
  5. How many years have you been a Cat 3?
  6. What types of racing do you do? (e.g. road, track, mtb, cross…)
  7. Where do you live?
  8. Job title or maybe field of work.
  9. What is your income level?
  10. Do you commute to work by bicycle? If so, how many days a week?
  11. How many complete bikes do you own?
  12. Estimate the value of your bike collection.
  13. What is your most expensive bike? How much is it worth?
  14. Do you buy your bikes from your local bike shop or the internet?
  15. New or used? If new, did you pay full price?
  16. How many carbon frames have you owned? How many have you broken?
  17. Do you own carbon wheels? What’s the deepest set you own?
  18. Do you have a coach?
  19. Have you ever had a coach?
  20. If you don’t are you thinking about a coach?
  21. What kind of car do you drive? Lease, Payments or Own?
  22. Do you own a home?
  23. Check if you’ve used (even once)
    Strava
    Sufferfest
    Trainer Road
    Etc.
    PLEASE HELP US COMPLETE THIS LIST, THIS LIST SHOULD BE 100x AS LONG!
  24. Check if you use 1-4 times a week
    Strava
    Sufferfest
    Trainer Road
    Etc.
  25. Does your partner come to your races?
  26. Do your children come to your races?
  27. Do you hide bike-related purchases from your partner?
  28. What’s your FTP?
  29. What food restrictions do you have? Do you eat flour?
  30. Do you drink alcohol? If so what types, and how often
  31. Current Weight?
  32. Target weight?
  33. How often do you weigh yourself?
  34. Do you think losing weight will make you a better bike racer?
  35. Do you own Rollers? If so what brand/model?
  36. Do you own a Trainer? If so what brand/model?
  37. How often do you ride the trainer in the off-season?
  38. How long is your off-season?
  39. What are your favorite books written by either current or ex-professional cyclist? For example have you read The Rider by Tim Krabbe? Because every bike racer should.
  40. Furthest distance you’ve driven to a race?
  41. Do you drive yourself or carpool?
  42. Are you on a team?
  43. How many people are on your team?
  44. On average, how many teammates do you have in a race?
  45. Does payout dictate if you go to a race or not?
  46. If given the option, do you do the 3/4’s race, the 1/2/3’s race or both?
  47. On average, how many days a week do you ride?
  48. How many top 10 finishes did you have in 2017?
  49. Are you happy? In regards to fitness and bike racing?
  50. Have you ever been a Cat 1 or 2? If so, for how long?
  51. How long did it take you to go from cat 5 to cat 3?
  52. Do you feel admiration for your competitors, or disdain?
  53. Would you call yourself a Cat 3 for Lyfe?