You are an Earthling and Mother Earth is your context yet everyday of your life almost everything you do is predicated on fiction. Money, language, nationality, social media, politics, algorithms—it’s all fictional. They exist because as a culture we agree that they exist otherwise it’s all literally fake. We are surrounded, inundated and overwhelmed at every turn by shit that doesn’t matter and isn’t real. But nature is real. The Outside is real. And our experiences there are real. Go Inside The Outside and be the animal capable of joy, transformative pain, empathy and connectivity that you really are.
***This run of bottles will come with a GREEN cap, as pictured in the lower pictures on the left.***
BPA/BPS FREE—BUILT TO LAST—EVERYTHING CAGE COMPATIBLE—DISHWASHER SAFE—FUN TO STICKER—TASTES LIKE PLASTIC WHICH IS HOW YOU KNOW YOU’RE FINALLY/ACTUALLY GOING INSIDE THE OUTSIDE—FITS FILTRATION DEVICES & ICE CUBES—LEAK-PROOF GUARANTEE—MADE IN THE USA
We use Nalgene Water bottles for four reasons;
- Made in America
- The original.
- Nalgene water bottles are one of the four Cardio Goth / Subject Athlete / Endurance Cult Hydration Kit Cornerstones; 1) Nalgene Water Bottle, 2) Bike Water Bottle (Preferably Camelbak or Specialized), 3) Hydration Bladder (Preferably Platypus or Camelbak) 4) Ultra lite flask or 20oz generic store bought water bottle.