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EARTH BOY, DON’T EAT THAT MUSHROOM!!! Priority is with the banana. Farm equipment man. White pants women. Trench foot. PMA not power meters. Did the wheels come off?
Was a yogurt sandwich the right decision? Can Mateo find his way back onto course when he’s lost in his mind? Will he find a place to sleep? Is 12,000 feet in 83 miles too much for Earth Boy to handle? Do you have any questions for Mateo aka Earth Boy? Any reccomondations? Words of encouragement? Does anybody know what sign he is? MSO Celestial Beta is coming in hot and maybe reading his horoscope would be helpful to him?
