FRESH IS FASTER : WEST SKINCARE
MYTHICAL STATE OF SHOPPING NETWORK: PERFORMANCE JOURNALISM CARRY (PJC)
Does West Skincare really make you win bike races the way the international news media has been claiming it does? Is this the end to micro gains and the beginning of Marco Gains for you and your teammates? Do you have a face problem? Are you cleaning your pores with cigarettes? Are you even recovering your face, or feeding the inside of it? Can the West Skincare Flight of Five and Patented Three-Part Process Recover Your Face to make you literally age in reverse the way a Fountain of Youth made from European lake mud does? MSO’s DWP and KVH deep dive into all these issues and more. Slapping nickles till the cows come home these two figure it all out.
Are you a Human Athlete Cyclist? YOU NEED WEST SKINCARE.
Do you have a face? Then you also need WEST SKINCARE.
Don’t watch the whole video. It’s too long because sometimes shit like the pyramids, democracy and space programs take too much boring time to make but that’s just how it is. There’s no emoji shortcut for this kind of in-depth investigative dissection of natural sciences and the wherewithal of Sea Whip procurement. You can trust MSO when they tell you to just buy all five WSC products now.
Just buy it now. Here’s the link.
YOU USE THIS LINK. When you use that link MSO makes phat bank. MSO needs phat bank. MSO has a lot of operating expenses. Phat Bank is how Daniel Wakefield Pasely and in part Taylor Kruse eat food.
West Skincare came to award winning Human Athlete, Author and Culture Otter Matthew Ankeny in a dream wherein an Eagle eats a desiccant packet then shits out a beautiful genderless Tour De France winning cyclist with red hair and smooth milky curves. Matthew lives in Los Angeles but he used to live in New York.
Please, EVERYONE, let’s use the “comments” section below, which we’re now calling the Fresh is Faster Salon, as a forum and a place to share your hopes and dreams. What will you do once you buy West Skincare and stop aging and finishing mid pack? Are you already on the WSC program and finishing in first place?
DWP IS WEARING:
– Outlier Blazed Pivot Dress Shirt – https://shop.outlier.nyc/shop/retail/blazed-button-down.html
– Custom Gold Earrings from Jana Brevick – https://www.janabrevick.com/about
– Battenwear Camp Shorts – https://battenwear.com/products/camp-shorts-olive-1
– Keen Uneeks (All White) – https://www.keenfootwear.com/p/M-UNEEK.html
KVH IS WEARING:
– Some clothes – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clothing
Filmed on location in:
THE MSO STUDIOS in the Alberta Arts District of Portland, Oregon * near Sip Juice Cart http://www.sipjuicecart.com/
Mont Blanc near the border of Italy and France
Greenland Ice Sheet
Hammerjacks Bar in Baltimore, Maryland – https://www.baltimoresun.com/food-drink/bs-fe-hammerjacks-update-20180314-story.html