One of these songs is the theme song for a major motion picture Sci-Fi franchise. That plus a horrible song from a horrible band from SoCal both came out of the BORA-hansgrohe bus on consecutive mornings. The first person to identify both songs and email us (holler@mythicalstateof.com) will receive a Dear Cycling, We’re Fans t-shirt. Also, another one of these songs came out of the Quick-Step Floors Cycling bus—apparently it’s one of Nikki’s favorites. The song is an abomination and an embarrassment to God and Humanity. Be the first to name it and you too will get a Dear Cycling, We’re Fans t-shirt.

“That leaves twelve songs. Those twelve songs I stand behind 1000%. As bad as those other three songs are, the twelve real songs are soooo good that this Playlist is still basically 99.9% LIT.”