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Auditing a (nearly) mythical Gold Rush burro trail through the mtns, hornets, poison oak, Big Feet, weed farms and Happy Camps of the MSOJ. Pistols & Crystals!

The Mythical State Of Jefferson: Day 05

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DANIEL WAKEFIELD PASLEY’S DAY FIVE BREAKFAST

Recounted in a list of individual, distinct orders/purchases made in the first meal and consumed in a single session after the conclusion of the previously described trip.

  1. COFFEE, HOT CHOCOLATE, COCA-COLA

  2. BACON EGG AND CHEESE OMELETTE

  3. TUNA MELT, SUB SLAW (FOR CHIPS)

  4. HASH BROWNS

  5. BISCUITS AND GRAVY

  6. CHOCOLATE MALT MILKSHAKE

  7. GAS STATION GUMMY BEARS

 


A SELECTION OF EXCERPTS FROM THE PRE-TRIP EMAIL CORRESPONDENCE

I am IN. Mule trials are known to be mellow with easy inclines because as you all know mules have a hard time climbing hills so this should be a cake walk. I look forward to shaking hands with each and everyone of you at Interbike.

KYLE VON HOETZENDORFF

I have been scratching my head trying to find something unique, rustic, challenging, a little Lewis and a lot Clark type trail that will be awesome. May be the dream trip, may be the death march, I guess its the company of the dudes that creates that outcomes.

DAVID MARCHI

Can we meet up before the trip at least once? We can bugger off to a corner, slap hands, and draft very informal lists of what we’ll each bring so we don’t end up with nineteen saws, seven sticks of dynamite, two kitchen sinks and a bunch of racquet balls?”

”STEVIL KINEVIL


A CATALOG OF MISADVENTURES

18 Things That Happened in the MSOJ
Illustrations by Chris “Rally” McNally
#2 - Conflicting User Groups; The First Trail, Day One, T-Minus 97:49:17
#4 - Low Average Speed; Still Miles from the First Camp, Day One, T-Minus 90:08:41
#6 - Bushwhack; In the Bushwhack, Dat Two, T-Minus 83:36:51
#13 - Doldrumbs & Malaise; Past the Highest Point, Day Four, T-Minus 36:46:50
#9 - Breakdown; Not That Far Outside of Happy Camp, Day Three, T-Minus 60:27:45
#7A - Giving Up; Second Camp, Day Two, T-Minus 73:27:21
#18 - Extreme Hitchhiking, Vol. II; Some Road, Day Five, T-Minus 47:54
#10 - Multiple Huckleberries; Not the Highest Point, Day Four, T-Minus 41:37:01
#11 - Hornets; Still Not at the Highest Point, Day Four, T-Minus 40;31:03
#14 - Ancient Mule Trail; On the Way Down, Day Four, T-Minus 34:13:09
#7B - Giving In; Civilization, Day Three, T-Minus 61:51:11
#1 - Ancient Mule Trail; Just Past the Trailhead, Day One, T-Minus 101:31:03
#3 - Ill-Timed Mechanical; The First Trail, Day One, T-Minus 97:12:43
#5 - Lost; Above the Bushwhack, Day Two, T-Minus 83:53:16
#8 - Extreme Hitchiking; Civilization, Day Three, T-Minus 61:01:15
#12 -Double-Overhead Buckbrush; Past the Highest Point, Day Four, T-Minus 37:12:56
#15 - Poison Oak; Almost Down, Day Four, T-Minus 29:11:03
#16 - Nocturnal Adventuring; The Last Stretch, Day Four/Five, T-Minus ???
#17 - All Split Up; Almost Home, Day Five, T-Minus 9:57:19
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