Is there anything more capricious than luck? The vagaries of this elemental force/idea/figment have catalyzed dynasties and razed empires. It exists; most would agree on that, but what is luck? There are a few who say they don’t believe in it, your ardent rationalists, numbers guys, probability experts who feel like they can just explain luck away. It’s a myth, a matter of faith, just belief. But that just doesn’t sit right with me. Fortune and misfortune do not make for simple math. It might be true that each of us has a different concept of luck – its power, its will – and this is formulated from our own experience. However, one thing that I know to be universally true is that luck is not something that you can depend on, yet it is always something that you need. We were headed into the high and spare Bolivian Andes, our route could be succinctly defined as a good guess, and our equipment had been conceptually but not physically tested. Luck would be in high demand.
There were three of us: Daniel Pasley, Kyle von Hoetzendorff, and James Crowe. Daniel and I work for/are/do Yonder Journal. Daniel takes the photos, cracks the jokes, and thinks through every little detail while I help with the writing, do the grunt work, and in general just try to keep up. James recently returned from a one-year tip to tail and back again motorcycle trip from Canada to southernmost South America, a little adventure called West America. In addition to having fresh on the ground experience, James is a first-rate fabricator and bullheaded character, a can-do/will-do character raised in Whistler on a diet of bicycle racing.
After his trip James had a soft spot for Bolivia, and following much deliberation and a phone call to a wise and well traveled tramping couple he had met on his travels, our destination was settled on trying to ride a little known trekking route in a geographically impressive range of mountains called the Cordillera Apolobambas. Information was scarce since this part of the world hasn’t seen much recreational action, and our planning involved a lot of considered guesswork. This isn’t the type of place that you stumble across in Sip Wine and Snorkel Magazine. The tramping couple James consulted did the route in the 90s, when there was acute anti-American sentiment in the region and very little in the way of infrastructure. We had little reason to believe that any of this had changed.
“The Apolobamba range is hard to find on a map even if you know where to look. ”
Google Earth was our most reliable and accessible resource, and even the mighty Google seemed to have little interest in the area. Maps over much of the route were time stamped from the late 1970s. What facts we could find were not encouraging; we were going to be at high altitude, in fickle weather, on roads of indeterminate condition, in a region that for the past century has been dealing with strife and economic depression that was as much a result of our home nation’s actions as it was of anything else. Palsied by an immensity of incertitude, our crew was even having a hard time choosing the right bicycle to bring. Should we bring the tried and true AWOL that had seen us through the deluge and snow falls of New Zealand, or the yet untested Fatboy with its cumbersome and plodding visage? Yet it was with this decision, seemingly a flip of a coin, that good luck first struck.
Looking back I don’t know if we would have been able to complete our route on a non-fatbike rig. The aggressively decrepit roads x the hulking weight of our gear x the imposing verticality of the terrain = Fatboy. No ANDs, No IFs, No BUTs. We couldn’t have known it at the time, but this decision precipitated a chain of fortunate events. Even the trying awful moments, when linked together through the persuasive lens of hindsight, illustrate that chance and fortune were in our favor. Luck will test you; sometimes it gives you the cheat sheet and other times you have to study, study, study and what at first appears to be a gross disservice will, in time, express its true virtue.
Talismans, Blackmarket Gas, Mustached Women, Government Officials, Stranded Locals, Newly Christened Tourism Hotels, Whistling Miners, and Fogless afternoons; all these and more played pivotal roles in the saga of our good fortune. Some are obvious in their grace, but others only become clear once the miasma of memory has been thoroughly combed. These individual events and chance meetings were connected, tenuous and then tenable, one matriculating into the next, each successive conclusion actualized by the totality of preceding events.
“Yet the future is not determined and life hinges on chance, and the gamble of adventure only heightens risk and demands more luck.”
It was luck that delivered our van driver to us, half-drunk and half-hungover, two hours late on the morning of our first day. However, his tardiness would catalyze our meeting with Edgar, a SERNAP ranger, who at the end of the day randomly invited us into his home just as the sun and temperature were dropping. Thus we were able to spend a long sleepless night disquieted only by the effects of altitude in the comfort of a dry clean place, instead of the cold wet sleepless and anxious night exposed to the wind and vicissitudes of the Altiplano.
And how is it not lucky that we took the wrong road at an unmarked crossroads high above the small town of Pelechuco? We went over the wrong pass and down the wrong valley where we meet some stuck and stranded locals who warned us that we were going the wrong way. Yes, we had to retrace our steps and camp at altitude, but the next day after taking the right path over the right pass, and down the right valley, we came to the small town of Hilo Hilo, where we by chance connected with the town’s head honchos. They let us christen their giant blue tourist hotel. It was a grand affair, complete with early 90s model home decor and full sized beds. Had we taken the correct route the day before there is no doubt we would have breezed through town and camped in some roadside mud pit or fog hovel.
We were fortunate and it was very much welcomed. Those of you who follow Yonder Journal know that Lady Luck doesn’t have a strong track record of blessing our cycle based journeys. [“Lady Luck” simply being a received expression. Yonder Journal fervently believes that Luck could just as easily be a man, or if Luck was to tread to another path, Luck could choose to not self-identify with any gender and could just be Luck for Luck’s sake.] In the past weather, mechanicals, routing, and injury have plagued our crew, forcing us to cut short our adventures more often than not. But in Bolivia she was with us; over eight 14,000’ plus passes, one of which was nearly 17,000’ and most of which were over 15,000’. We were weary and we longed for the comforts of home, and luck provided, delivering to our tent site a pair of whistling miners who told us what path to take once the road had died out and luck kept the daily fog at bay on our last day in the mountains just long enough for us to determine what route to take on the other side of the valley.
Each night I would clutch my amulet, an amazing piece of craftsmanship forged in the mysterious mountains of the Mythical State of Jefferson by our friend and wizard Mike Cherney. Being crafted by a wizard, these amulets (Daniel and I both had one) buttressed our fortunes. And in the waning hours of the evenings I would worry mine, hoping that the next day would see the same fortune as the last.
In the end we completed our route, even arriving back in La Paz a day early. In the safe confines of our hotel luck didn’t give out as much as James’ colon. Although this was unfortunate, we had the luxury of a tepid wifi, dry beds, flushing toilets and ready-made coffee, so his timing, all things considered, could not have been better.
There are many more adventures yet to come, and I hope that we didn’t burn all of our good fortune in Bolivia. But with the Andean peaks scratching the sky like a row of bleached wolves’ teeth, I was happy that we had enough in reserve to dole out what we needed to get home.