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2016 TDF: Week Three Most Animal Classification

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DAN MARTIN: 6 pts
His relentless attacks never stuck, but that only made his endless attempts more impressive. He went for broke so many times, we’re surprised he had anything left in the bank to keep on trying.

JON IZAGUIRRE: 4 pts
He was clocked at 112km/h on the descent down into Morzine. That’s 69.6 miles an hour. The guy let his spirit animal shine.

MARCEL KITTEL: 3 pts
His wheel throw during the last stage was another great animal moment in TdF history.

JARLINSON PANTANO: 2 pts
Still unhappy with just one stage win, he gave it a try again on stage 20, out descending Nibali on a rainy day, earning a second place finish.

Final Standings

Jarlinson Pantano: 9 points

Chris Froome: 8 points

Dan Martin: 6 points

Jon Izaguirre: 4 points

Marcel Kittel: 3 points

Adam Yates: 3 points

Horse & Dude: 3 points

Alex Howes: 2 points

The City of Bern: 1 points

Vande Velde’s Beefy Nose Mole: 1 points

Oleg Tinkov: 1 points

Previous Winners

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Congratulations Jarlinson Pantano!

Cycling animalness can be manifested in many ways. It can come out in a harsh explosion, in a series of decisions during a race, or even in something as subtle as a gesture. This year’s Tour de France saw several manifestations of riders who reached for that highest accomplishment and honor in the sport: the right to be crowned Most Animal. And they did so in many different ways. In the end, however, only one rider could take the prize home, and the honor had to go to Jarlinson Pantano.

 

The upbeat Colombian, who MFS spent many hours with at the 2013 Giro d’Italia and who MFS has seen many times since, let his animalness show so many times in this year’s Tour de France that we pretty much lost count. He got into many, many breaks, over many, many days. Not just the kind that French teams usually prefer (i.e. with the goal of getting TV time), but ones that were intended to win stages. Throughout the race, he he relentlessly tried to win stages, and thus was declared the most combative rider twice. He sprinted against the best in the world and out-descended the best descender in the world (in the rain no less) in the name of victory. He went for broke so many times that we’re pretty sure he’s created a figurative fitness vacuum around him that will envelop the 27 year old for months, if not years.

 

Pantano’s last name is the Spanish word for “swamp.” It would be tempting to name him the Swamp Thing of the Tour, or some other such thing. But we’ll abstain. Firstly, because DC Comics would probably sue us immediately, but also because it would be cheesy, and at any rate… the Swamp Thing was half-human half-plant.

“And if there’s one thing we now know about Pantano, it’s that the guy is pure animal”

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