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POOR RICHIE PORTE PORTHOLE PUKES AND SINKS SKY’S SHIP, CHUMMED WATERS CHOWED BY SHARK

Having come to the Tour de France as favorites, Team Sky saw their Plan B sink as Richie Porte lost a copious amount of time. Conversely, Vincenzo “The Shark” Nibali furthered secured his lead, as TV helicopters looked for every possible shot of sheep in the Alps.

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