POOR RICHIE PORTE PORTHOLE PUKES AND SINKS SKY’S SHIP, CHUMMED WATERS CHOWED BY SHARK
Having come to the Tour de France as favorites, Team Sky saw their Plan B sink as Richie Porte lost a copious amount of time. Conversely, Vincenzo “The Shark” Nibali furthered secured his lead, as TV helicopters looked for every possible shot of sheep in the Alps.