MELT MONSTER SLAMS GORILLA!
Rage organizers and commentators warned of road melt, which may very well have taken down Andre “The Gorilla” Greipel. Tip: if you are betting on a fight between the Road Melt Monster and a German Gorilla, pick the Road Melt Monster. Unperturbed by tarmac conditions, Alexander Kristoff won the stage, as Nibali kept the yellow jersey.
Tour Day France: Obi-Wan Fignon And The Death Broom
Obi-Wan Fignon And The Death Broom