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Email works really well. You can do attachments. You can send it at your leisure, regardless of time zones. You can work on it and craft your missive over time. Do it, email us.
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A mostly-flat time trial was predictably won by Tony “Panzerwagen” Martin, as several riders (most notably Laurens ten Dam) arrived to the finish line with a with a mouth full of drool and foam. Martin celebrated his win by talking endlessly on his very ladylike mobile phone.
